Slam phoned me today to see if I wanted to paint, as he was going to meet funk down Trelik. I didnt have any paint so said no. He then phoned me about an hour later to tell me he was having trouble locating a yachting magazine he had been sent out to buy by his girlfriend, he had even tried WHSmiths with no luck. He called me about half hour later, and to my relief he had managed to purchase not one but two yachting magazines (one cheap, one expensive) he asked me again if I wanted to paint Trelik and again I had to decline for the same reason. About half an hour later he phoned me to tell me he had got back home with the magazines (in a blue bag) and realised he couldnt paint as he only had a chrome and no outline. About an hour later he sent me a photo of a dead fox.
